Fear your software no more, say researchers from the University of Colorado, after the results of a year long study into various software projects that were often alleged to be “cancer” were released. In what should be a huge relief to users, the researchers say that no traces of actual cancer could be found.
...Sensing so many souls doing it hard in local hospital wards in New Orleans, Louisiana, Richard M. Stallman and his faithful companion, the Linux Wiz Kid AKA Timmy Hughes, launched a “heroic raid” on the hospital, say reports.
...Whilst reassuring reporters on Wednesday that he was “not at all a loser with no life”, local man Phil Avant says that the GNOME desktop is to blame for “pretty much all current world problems”.
...Reports coming out of Columbus, Ohio that are sure to rock the FOSS world stating that campaigners for GNOME and KDE projects have violently clashed at a software convention, over pretty much nothing at all.
...What operating system would famous German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche, use if he was alive today? That’s a question that a study has tried to answer, according to latest reports.
...Setting himself up for a relaxing and casual evening of reading and posting on the Trisquel forums, the new owner of the ThinkPad x200 was incredibly unaware just how much hardcore porn had been consumed on the machine, say reports.
...A long thought extinct species of humankind has been discovered hiding deep within the depths of the little known and rarely spoken about “GNU Social” network, according to researchers at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C.
...Looking to alleviate one of the biggest bugbears of Windows users, Microsoft has announced a new technology for the Microsoft Update system - called ActiveSense. The Redmond giant says that it recognises that many of its users find the lengthy and often unwelcome updates, that seem to happen at the most inconvenient times, very unpleasant and has looked to develop the new ActiveSense feature to fix the problem once and for all.
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