Nevermind alt-tech, how about alt-internet? That’s the word coming out of the house of local man, Nathan Ian Harrison Smith.
The Tampa (Florida) resident, 34, reportedly has decided to throw down the gauntlet and “build his own internet”, following his ditching of the Mozilla Firefox web browser.
...In news sure to devastate fans and slaves of the megacorporation alike, it has been reported that Microsoft has faced a crippling rejection in its advances on Linux.
...With an enthusiastic yet very obviously relaxed demeanour, local man Bruce Kane told reporters on Saturday that he was in no way concerned about Coronavirus, AKA COVID-19.
...Stating that this might be the ideal time to install a new, fringe OS such as a *BSD, local Linux user, Conner Stan Whiner, was visibly frustrated when he told reporters of his predicament on Friday.
...PHILADELPHIA, TUESDAY
During a heated bar argument over who could give the most obnoxious unsolicited advice, a Gentoo user - known only as John - was reported asking a vegan cross-fitter to “hold his beer”.
“We were about four or six drinks in, and somehow the conversation had gotten to God”, reported vegan cross-fitter Tyrone Kelly. “That’s when John butted in.”
...Citing that this would be the big step in achieving his dreams and “getting out from under his mothers’ shadow”, local Linux enthusiast, Jerry Encel, informed reporters on Monday that the new code had been submitted and was now just waiting for review, before hopefully being merged into the systemd code stack.
...In an increasingly PC-era, your favourite FOSS program might just be the next in line to receive a new name. Amidst fears that users will be “triggered beyond recognition”, certain advocacy groups have called for increased pressure on FOSS creators and maintainers to change their program names in the name of inclusiveness.
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